umair
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 | Subject: drum jokes  Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:54 am | |
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Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don`t disgrace themselves at the parade.
Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Q: How do you know when a drum solo`s really bad?
A: The bass player notices.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he`ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can`t just be pushed in.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.
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Sohno
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Registration date : 2008-01-10
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