umair
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 | Subject: flute jokes  Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:49 am | |
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Q: What`s the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing unison.
Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in. | |
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Sohno
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