umair
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 | Subject: bass jokes  Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:01 am | |
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn`t tell the bass player which one.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand. | |
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Sohno
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