Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996 Location : Venus Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Women Are Always Clever Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:50 pm | |
| Women are always Clever [color:17e1=#262626:17e1] Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: I know how to please a woman ." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there | |
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muskurahat Nice Friend
Number of posts : 393 Registration date : 2007-11-15
| Subject: Re: Women Are Always Clever Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:26 pm | |
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Xtremist
Number of posts : 3216 Age : 35 Location : Pakistan Registration date : 2007-08-26
| Subject: Re: Women Are Always Clever Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:42 pm | |
| . very funny. keep it up Khushboo Aapi. keep it up. | |
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Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996 Location : Venus Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Women Are Always Clever Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:03 pm | |
| Thankyou | |
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Rida
Number of posts : 1969 Location : Makkah Registration date : 2007-08-26
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Muskaan
Number of posts : 4935 Age : 35 Location : ~Home Sweet Home~ Registration date : 2007-07-08
| Subject: Re: Women Are Always Clever Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:52 pm | |
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