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PostSubject: Clever Woman   Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:42 pm

A clever women



A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.


After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."


The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!


The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.


The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."


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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:59 pm

Did u read it or not ?

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:18 pm

funny..................sis

she is really clever ............she makes man fool ........but ...........sis kitnay mazay sa ussay dhoka dai diya na .......it means ager women bhi cool decesions lain tu she can do much more

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:23 pm

^ i agree with u sis..we women are made to feel weak..yet we have so much in us to achieve wot we want !

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:24 pm



Ye Ap 3noo Ki pics hain na ?

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:26 pm

Dun we look so good ..

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:30 pm

per ye b tu batain kon kon see kon kon hai Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:31 pm

Aap khud guess karleiN:)

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:35 pm




Zaban Wlai App Very Happy

band balon wali Rida

aur Boy Cut wali Haya

Hahahhaha lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:39 pm

LOL.. thik guess kia hai Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:10 pm

earsmiliy ab apni khair manain haya aap ki pic bhi aap koo bohat jald dikha dai gi................earsmiliy

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:28 pm

Hahahahahahahah...Ali bhai u have been threatened Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Clever Woman   Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 pm

To Funny

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