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Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD   FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Icon_minitimeSun Aug 19, 2007 6:54 pm

LOL.. i knew aap ko aese hi hasi aae gi Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD   FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Icon_minitimeMon Aug 20, 2007 7:45 pm

Razz koi haal nahi
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PostSubject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD   FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Icon_minitimeTue Aug 21, 2007 10:56 pm

Ek hai ...Dardar ji ko medication dete heiN Razz
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