Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996 Location : Venus Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:27 pm | |
| FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! | |
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Ajnabi
Number of posts : 5345 Age : 40 Location : In Hearts Registration date : 2007-06-30
| Subject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:51 pm | |
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Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996 Location : Venus Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:54 pm | |
| LOL.. i knew aap ko aese hi hasi aae gi | |
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Ajnabi
Number of posts : 5345 Age : 40 Location : In Hearts Registration date : 2007-06-30
| Subject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:45 pm | |
| koi haal nahi | |
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Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996 Location : Venus Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:56 pm | |
| Ek hai ...Dardar ji ko medication dete heiN | |
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