too much funny advertisement:)-Enjoy

Subject: too much funny advertisement:)-Enjoy Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:45 am

Advertisement:
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If you love someone ?
* Just do it. (Nike)

Want to propose to a girl ?
Go get it (Visa power)

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Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)

If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)

Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia

Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)

A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)

If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)

How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
Why???
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ????
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver). What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

...zaberdest....kahan se itta acha idea liya?.... glasses

Subject: Re: too much funny advertisement:)-Enjoy Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:49 pm

ary kia bat hia , zabardast, jeee

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