weird thoughts

Subject: weird thoughts Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:46 pm

Weird Thoughts I Had

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[size=21] Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make ME happy.

A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich.
I said, "First let me see the sandwich."

What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when
he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

What's another word for thesaurus?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I
learned that most people die of natural causes.

If you want to make a woman nervous, just
put her in a room with a hundred hats and no mirror.

Have A Silly Day
I Thought This Might Make You Smile[/size]

Subject: Re: weird thoughts Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:53 pm

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Subject: Re: weird thoughts Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:01 pm

wots dis?? thinking

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