Khushboo
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Registration date : 2007-07-25
 | Subject: How 2 Handle A Husband  Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:01 am | |
| "HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND"
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after." __________________
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Romeo
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Number of posts : 1585
Registration date : 2007-12-13
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:15 am | |
| aaaaaaaapi apna aap bata rhi hon na....... | |
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Rida
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Location : Makkah
Registration date : 2007-08-26
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Romeo
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Number of posts : 1585
Registration date : 2007-12-13
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:36 pm | |
| - Khushboo wrote:
- "HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND"
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."
__________________ ub theek hey kiya | |
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Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996
Location : Venus
Registration date : 2007-07-25
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:41 pm | |
| ^ LOL..mai ne Fix kardia hai ..  | |
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Muskaan
Number of posts : 4935
Age : 35
Location : ~Home Sweet Home~
Registration date : 2007-07-08
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:39 pm | |
| baji kya sikha rhi hein bachoon ko:P | |
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Khushboo
Number of posts : 7996
Location : Venus
Registration date : 2007-07-25
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:44 am | |
| LOL... mai mai ...masoom  | |
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Xtremist
Number of posts : 3216
Age : 36
Location : Pakistan
Registration date : 2007-08-26
| | Subject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:53 am | |
|  Kya baat hai ap ki Khushboo Aapi? Keep it up | |
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