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PostSubject: Sardar joke   Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:36 pm

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny object?’
The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos flask.’
The sardar then asks, ‘What does it do?’
The clerk responds, ‘It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.’
The sardar says, ‘I’ll take it!’
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks, ‘What is that shiny object with you?’
He said, ‘It’s a thermos flask.’
The boss then says,’What does it ! do?’
He replies, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’
The boss said, ‘Wow, what do you have in it?’
The sardar replies, ‘Two cups of coffee and a coke.’
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar joke   Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:37 pm

A Sardar took an answering machine
home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Yeh phone utha
ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai’
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar joke   Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:51 pm

Teacher :
Oxygen is must for breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.

Sardar Ji :
Thak God I was born after that .
Pehle paida hunda te mer hi janda.
lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Sardar joke   Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:56 pm

Sardar English ke paper main fail ho gaya .
He did English translation .

(1)..... Main aam aadmi nahin hoon .

(I m not a mango man .

(2)....Serda aur germa fruit hain.

( Colda and hota is fruit)

(3).....Mujhe bhi English aati hai .

(English comes to me also)

(4).....Do aur do baraber chaar.

(Give and give equal to four)

(5).....Mera talluk hari pur hazara se hai .

(I m belong to green pur thousanda)

Kyun Sardar ji fail hi hona c na tussi
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar joke   Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:58 pm

AaiNa wrote:
Teacher :
Oxygen is must for breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.

Sardar Ji :
Thak God I was born after that .
Pehle paida hunda te mer hi janda.
lol!



Hahahahaahahah All The Best To Funny

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