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PostSubject: bass jokes   Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:01 am


Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn`t tell the bass player which one.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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PostSubject: Re: bass jokes   Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:59 pm

lol!
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