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PostSubject: basson jokes   Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:59 am

Bassoon jokes


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.

Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The bassoon burns longer.

Q: What is a burning oboe good for?
A: Setting a bassoon on fire.

Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?
A: A bassoon; there`s more wood!

Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they`ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Q: What are oboes good for?
A: Kindling when burning bassoons
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