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PostSubject: cello jokes   Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:57 am

Cello jokes


Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don`t have to retrain the cellists.

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write `pp, espressivo
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