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PostSubject: english horn jokes   Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:49 am

Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?
A: One is far more painful to your ears.

Q: What`s the name of a good English horn player?
A: I`ll tell you when I meet one.

Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he gyrates so much, he`ll fall off the ladder.

Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English horn?
A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.
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PostSubject: Re: english horn jokes   Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:04 pm

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