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PostSubject: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:01 am

"HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND"

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."



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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:15 am

aaaaaaaapi apna aap bata rhi hon na.......
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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:32 pm

sis font size bohat chota hai Sad

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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:36 pm

Khushboo wrote:
"HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND"

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."




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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:41 pm

^ LOL..mai ne Fix kardia hai ..Razz

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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:39 pm

Razz

baji kya sikha rhi hein bachoon ko:P

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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:44 am

LOL... mai mai ...masoom Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: How 2 Handle A Husband   Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:53 am

Smile Kya baat hai ap ki Khushboo Aapi? Keep it up
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