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PostSubject: Stupid Questions   Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:37 pm

10 most stupid questions people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-



1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theatre.



2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
why don't you try again or should i try this
time."



3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?




4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call ..
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........

it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!


To Funny dant dant dant dant To Funny

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:56 am

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call ..
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?

hahha funny
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:15 am

They're all really funny

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:38 pm

lozzzzzzz wasay asay sawal kabhi kabhi mare mind main bhi atay hai
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:44 pm

Bhai yeh dekheiN yeh waala kitna FUNNY hai Very Happy

5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.




LOL @ Moti Khaala.. To Funny

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions   Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:58 pm

dant To Funny

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