Some rules cannot be followed

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.



" What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.



"John ," the new guy replied.



She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds
familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.



I refer to my employees by their last name only ...Smith,Jones,Baker...that's all.



I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"



The new guy sighed, "Darling..... ....... My name is John Darling."



" Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "